traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

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ohpreciado:

not my picture // just edited

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

deathpoolquinn:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

are you Tim Burton?

stability:

excuse me as i ruin something in my head before it has a chance to happen

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backseatmarinade:

Pierce The Veil (by (KACP))

yeahbarakat:

Of Mice & Men by Alexis Poquette on Flickr.

yeahbarakat:

Of Mice & Men by Alexis Poquette on Flickr.

carapherxelia:

Pierce The Veil - King For A Day [video credit]

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

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